Only the greatest thing you'll see all day (week, month?): "A young San Antonio Spurs fan faces an in-school suspension on Thursday if he doesn't somehow find a way to alter the image of Matt Bonner shaved into the back of his head." The writing by Kelly Dwyer at Yahoo's Ball Don't Lie is splendid, dripping with Red Rocket-esque sarcasm. Please, people. We need to get this kid on our radio show with Matt Bonner. Pass it along.