Showing posts with label Toronto Maple Leafs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toronto Maple Leafs. Show all posts

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Tim Thomas and his day-glow orange mustache will lead the way

Like the glowing index finger of ET, the Extra Terrestrial, the mustache worn by Tim Thomas is a beacon of hope. Now stay with me on this one. The 'stache is a metaphor for the Bruins' mothership. Thomas and his orange whiskers will guide the defending champions through their Stanley Cup hangover, starting Saturday night against the Toronto Maple Leafs. This I guarantee. Presenting the Nov. 3 Mustache of the Day as part of the "Movember" initiative: 

Fear it, Maple Leafs. This mustache will guide the Bruins out of their slump. It's like Rudolph's nose on Christmas. Um, right?